When I Dip, You Dip, We Dip

There’s a reason why the big game has “bowl” in the name. It’s the perfect backdrop for a spread of delicious dips. Naturally, we couldn’t leave that alone.

Maybe you’re bringing a veggie tray with a side of ranch. Maybe you have a personality. If you’re in the second group, here’s a helpful list to let you know what your dip of choice says about you:

• Buffalo Chicken Dip: You were one of the first thousand people to get Pinterest.
• Guacamole (homemade): You post at least three workouts to your story a week. You’re on a health journey and you’re bringing a tiny $9 bag of chips to make damn sure everyone knows it.
• Spinach Artichoke Dip: You hyper-fixate on organizing your pantry and love linen-scented air fresheners.
• Supposedly 7 Layer Dip: We counted, and we now suspect you may also be exaggerating certain other aspects of your life.
• Canned Nacho Cheese: You will never go hungry because no food is beneath you. You own one chair, and might know how to hide a body. 
• The Chocolate Chip Cheese Ball: You’re a Disney adult that didn’t understand the assignment.

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